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WADIYATALKINABEET HOODIE
You’ve seen the loops, you’ve breathed the iridescent smoke, and you’ve finally realized that reality is just a skitz hallucination anyway. Now, you can wear the existential logic that keeps the Quantaverse spinning.
This isn't just a piece of merch; it’s a heavyweight shell for the interdimensional philosopher. We put the chaotic scratch-script "Wadiyatalkinabeet" right on the front so they know you’re on another level before you even speak. On the back, the Pixel Art Sassy in his iconic googley eyes bucket hat watches over your journey. Whether you’re sitting by a billabong or just trying to survive the 9-to-5 loop, this is the gear that grounds you.
The Sage Specs
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Fabric: 80% cotton, 20% recycled polyester fleece (premium feel for the refined skitz kahnt).
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Weight: Heavyweight 9.4 oz fabric—built to last longer than a volcano bong hit.
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The Fit: Relaxed fit with dropped shoulders. Perfect for sitting cross-legged and contemplating your own reflection.
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The Build: Lined pullover hood with no drawcord (clean look, no distractions).
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Details: Kangaroo pocket for your popcoin, sleeve cuff ribbing, and a tear-away tag because nobody likes a scratchy neck.
The Fine Print
🫠 A Sassy classic. Built for those who know that you’ll see it when you believe it.
📦 Ships worldwide. Straight from the outback to your doorstep.
📏 Sizing: The model is 6'0'' and is wearing a size L.
Disclaimer: The brushed interior of this hoodie tends to shed like a sasquatch in summer. To avoid looking like you just wrestled a Choomah, avoid wearing dark colors under light-colored hoodies and vice-versa. Give it a few washes, and you'll be golden, mate.
Wadiyatalkinabeet Heavyweight Hoodie Size Guide
| Size label | A | B | C |
|---|---|---|---|
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S
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27.75
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22 1/2
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22 1/2
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M
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28.75
|
23 1/2
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22 1/2
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L
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29.75
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24.75
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24.25
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XL
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30.75
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26
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24.25
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2XL
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31.75
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27.25
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25 1/2
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3XL
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32.75
|
28.25
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27
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